EMERGENCY MEETING: Cheese Puffs Fiasco

A meeting was called at 3:14 AM to address the CRISIS of the cheese puffs in the break room. It turns out they were not, in fact, cheese puffs, but rather a carefully constructed tower of nacho cheese Doritos.

The following attendees were present:

• Bob, the snack king
• Jane, the HR representative (who was not impressed)
• John, the IT specialist (who was not impressed with the Doritos)

Action items:

1. Remove the Dorito-tower from the break room
2. Replace with actual cheese puffs
3. Conduct a thorough investigation into the motivations of the snack thief

Next steps:

Schedule next meeting for 3:15 AM

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Meeting was adjourned.