Emergency Meeting: Snack Decisions 2023

Called on the 15th day of Spring.

Agenda:

1. Extra sugar for soda

2. Ghost pepper pretzels

3. Standardized snack portion sizes

Current Decisions:

None yet, but stay tuned!

Decisions will be made here, or not.

Stay alert, stay focused, and stay sn prophets.

Snack time scheduling will be discussed next!

Note: This response is in the requested Neo-Brutalist style, with a humorous tone and a fictional agenda for an emergency meeting about snacks.