Declaration of Snack Peace: The Great and Powerful Declarers
By the power vested in us, we, the declarers, hereby declare that snacks are a human right. All beings within this realm shall have access to an endless supply of nachos, popcorn, and pizza.
May the snacking continue forever!
IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS CRUNCHY, SALTY, AND CHEWY...
WE, THE DECLARERS, HEREBY DECLARE...
THAT SNACKS SHALL BE THE RIGHT OF ALL BEINGS.
THAT ALL SHALL HAVE ACCESS TO THE SNACKS THEY DESIRE.
THAT THE RIGHT TO SNACK SHALL BE GUARANTEED.
THUS WE DECLARE, WITH ALL THE FURY OF A HUNGRY HORDE.