Emergency Meeting: Popcorn Crisis Response Team

Due to an unforeseen shortage of artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free, vegan, popcorn, we are forced to declare a state of emergency.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts will work around the clock to resolve this crisis.

Mission Briefing:

• Snack Food Sourcing Committee
• Popcorn Production Planning
• Contingency Planning for Meltdown

Deploy Popcorn Rescue Team

Stay tuned for further updates, or don't. We're on a strict deadline.