Snack Security Level: CRITICAL

The Silence of the Souls has left us with an existential crisis.

The conference room has been transformed into a snack sanctuary, a place where the desperate seek refuge from the crushing void of the snack-less.

Snack Protocol:

• Snack packets are limited. Do not hoard.
• Chips are the priority. Cereals and crackers will be rationed.
• Do not approach the coffee machine. It is a trap.
• Repeat after me: "There is no snack, there is no snack."

Emergency Contact Information:

For further assistance, contact:

Snack Crisis Line

or

Snack Squad Leadership

Do not attempt to contact either of these resources unless you are prepared to face the abyss of snack-less despair.