Emergency Meeting: "The Cheese is Lying In"

Minutes of the Meeting:

1. The CEO burst into the conference room, frantic and covered in cheese.
2. The IT department was tasked with finding the missing cat
3. The Marketing team was forced to rebrand the cat as a new product line
4. HR was tasked with providing cheese-themed team-building activities

Agenda:

• Discuss the ethics of eating a coworker's sandwich
• Decide on the best way to dispose of the cat
• Vote on whether or not to add more cheese to the company snack budget