EMERGENCY MEETING: Brainstorming Session

Due to the impending doom of our company's profits, we are holding an emergency meeting to brainstorm ways to save our sinking ship.

Subcommittee of Highly Paid Consultants

Our team of highly paid consultants are here to help us save the company. They are experts in the field of "Thinking Outside the Box" and "Solving Impossible Problems".

Consultant 1: "I have a great idea! We can sell our products on a subscription model and charge customers extra for the privilege of using it!"

Consultant 2: "But what about the competition? They're already doing that!"

Consultant 3: "Well, we can just call it 'Premium Edition' and charge double for it!"

Brainstorming Session (The Real One)

Where the real brainstorming happens.

This is where we actually come up with some real ideas, not just Consultants' pipe dreams.

Deal Makers and Breakers

Where the real deals are made and the company's fate is decided.

Don't blink, or you'll miss it!