Reports have come in of a rogue coffee machine in the break room, spewing forth a torrent of lukewarm water and soggy grounds. We must address this situation immediately.
Attendees:
John, the Coffee Machine Whisperer
Mary, the Janitor Extraordinaire
Bob, the Guy Who Always Brings a Sandwich
Agenda:
Assess the situation
Call in a specialist
Confront the rogue machine
Discuss who's bringing the sandwiches for the duration of the meeting