Option 4: Eliminate Ghost Pepper Pretzels Entirely
For the love of all that is holy, we cannot have ghost pepper pretzels in the break room. The mere presence of their spicy, fiery essence has been known to cause existential crises, spontaneous combustion, and spontaneous outbursts of uncontrollable laughter.
Let us vote to rid ourselves of this scourge and restore the sanctity of our office snack room.
Option 5: Keep Ghost Pepper Pretzels as a Peace Offering to the Snack Gods