Present: John, Mary, Bob, Alice, and 37 other key stakeholders.
Agenda:
- Whether or not to allow Ghost Pepper Pretzels in the break room.
- Debating the merits of this decision, and possible alternatives.
- Adjourning the meeting, only to reconvene in 5 minutes.
Key Points:
- "We cannot have Ghost Pepper Pretzels, it's a distraction!" - John
- "But think of the morale!" - Mary
- "I'm allergic." - Bob
- "Can we at least get a bulk order?" - Alice