Emergency Meeting 02: Ghost Pepper Pretzels are a Chemical Attack

**AGENDA:**

• They're Actually Just Pretzels
• The Pepper is a Mere Figment of the Imagination
• We Can't Even Identify the Pepper as a Threat
• Who is Behind the Pretzel Plot

**Resolution:**

Due to lack of concrete evidence, meeting adjourned. The fate of the ghost pepper pretzels remains in the hands of management. Recommendation: continue snacking cautiously.