The Great Pretzel Debate of 2024
It's 2024 and the world is on the brink of collapse. Not because of war, famine, or disease, but because of the pretzel.
As the demand for ghost pepper pretzels continues to rise, so does the debate among the pretzel elite. Should we allow the spicy pretzels to be a staple in our society, or do we risk burning our taste buds to a crisp?
Arguments For:
Pros of the ghost pepper pretzel: Increased production efficiency, Unification among pretzel enthusiasts, New markets
Arguments Against:
Cons of the ghost pepper pretzel: The Pretzel Syndrome, Pretzel Pandemonium, Ghost Pepper Hypersensitivity