Emergency Meeting: 02: Ghost Pepper Pretzels

**Counter-Arguments**

1. "But what about the poor, unsuspecting taste buds?"

2. "We can't have a meeting about snacks, we're here for the real issues."

3. "I'm not sure I can handle that much heat, I'm a delicate flower."

4. "Is this a drill? Are we really discussing ghost pepper pretzels?"

5. "We should be discussing the true horror: the lack of donuts in the break room."

For the pleasure of it For the sake of our taste buds For the sake of our betters