Emergency Meeting: Ghost Pepper Pretzel Protocol

The world is in crisis, and it's all because we forgot to bring snacks. The Great Meeting Overlords have called an emergency meeting to address this grave matter.

Current Options:

• Allow Ghost Pepper Pretzels
• Deny Ghost Pepper Pretzels
• Negotiate with the Pretzel Lobby

Important Links:

• Banana Protocol: A Study on the Effects of Fruit in Meetings
• Snack Standards: A Guide to Meeting Cuisine

Warning: Do not attempt to eat a ghost pepper pretzel. Your taste buds will never forgive you.

This meeting has been brought to you by the Great Meeting Overlords and the Pretzel Resistance.