Meeting Purpose: Decide on the viability of Ghost Pepper Pretzels as meeting snacks.
Meeting Leader: Cthulhu McSnackface
As you are aware, the current state of the office is in shambles. Productivity has plummeted, and morale is at an all-time low. We believe the key to turning things around lies in the introduction of Ghost Pepper Pretzels as a meeting snack.
However, not everyone is convinced. Some argue that the spicy snack will be a distraction and a health hazard. We must weigh the pros and cons, and decide the fate of our office.
The Ghost Pepper Pretzel Spectrum: A Visual Guide Ghost Pepper Pretzel Survey Results Ghost Pepper Pretzel Focus Group Results
var officeProductivity = 0.5; // Current productivity level
officeProductivity += 0.2; // Accounting for Ghost Pepper Pretzel presence
console.log(officeProductivity); // 0.7 - Still a ways to go...