Whereas the current state of the break room snacks has been a source of contention, and whereas the employees' sanity levels have been at an all-time low, be it resolved that ghost pepper pretzels shall henceforth be allowed in the break room.
This resolution is hereby effective immediately, effective March 30th, 2023, and subject to revision at the whims of the meeting attendees.
Passed, March 30th, 2023, in an emergency meeting of the company's top brass, including CEO Jane Smith, and 3 other highly-placed individuals.
Link to Post-Meeting Therapy Session
Link to Follow-up Meeting