After hours of heated debate, we've reached a consensus:
- We must form a task force to tackle the pressing issue of ghost pepper pretzels.
- This team will be comprised of experts in the field of spicy snacks, snack packaging, and emergency response.
- Their mission will be to establish a clear protocol for handling ghost pepper pretzel emergencies.
- The task force will be known as S.P.E.R.T. (Snack Food Emergency Response Team).
- Meetings will be held bi-weekly, on Tuesdays, at 3:00 AM.
Key members of the team include:
- Dr. Emily P. Snackwell, renowned expert in spicy snack dynamics.
- Dr. Jack H. Pretzelstein, leading authority on pretzel packaging and containment.
- Agent J. Ghost, seasoned responder with 5+ years of experience with ghost peppers.
Stay tuned for further updates from S.P.E.R.T.
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