Due to unforeseen circumstances, the decision to allow or disallow ghost pepper pretzels in the meeting room has been thrust upon us. The fate of our sanity hangs in the balance.
After careful consideration, the following options are on the table:
- The Golden Mean of Pepper: Allow 2-4 ghost pepper pretzels per meeting, with a maximum of 1 reapplication per meeting.
- The Ghost Pepper Pretzel Dilemma: Allow 1 ghost pepper pretzel, but only if someone in the meeting has a beard that's longer than 10 inches.
Other options include:
Ghost Pepper Pretzel Syndrome: A comprehensive analysis of the effects of ghost pepper pretzels on our collective sanity.
Pretzel-Based Therapeutics: A revolutionary approach to meeting-induced stress, using ghost pepper pretzels as a treatment.