Current Snack Situation:
Snack levels:
- CRISIS - The CEO ate the last donut in the break room.
- SEVERE - The vending machine is out of water bottles.
- STABLE - We have 5 leftover granola bars from last month.
Recommended course of action:
- Call in the snack cavalry.
- Deploy emergency snack protocol.
- Consider a company-wide snack rationing program.