In a shocking turn of events, the Intergalactic Pizza Tasting Panel has reached a verdict on Zorvath-7, the mysterious pizza from the planet Zorvanus. After a heated debate, the panel has decided to...
...declare Zorvath-7 a Galactic Abomination. The panelists were torn between its creamy, yet somehow sentient, crust and its unsettling tendency to change flavor profiles mid-bite.
Reasons for the decision:
1. Zorvath-7's crust was too alive, and its squirming, pulsing tendrils were a clear threat to the well-being of the panel.
2. The flavor profile was unpredictable and terrifying, causing several panelists to experience temporary loss of taste buds.
3. The pizza's unrelenting self-awareness was deemed a clear violation of intergalactic culinary ethics.
The decision is final. Zorvath-7 is hereby BANNED from the galaxy.
View Decision 2: The Fateful Ruling of the Zorvanian Sausages