Galactic Pizza Tasting Panel - 3000 BCE

Minutes - 3000 BCE

Date: 3000 BCE

The Galactic Pizza Tasting Panel convened on the planet Zorgon, in the year 3000 BCE. The panel was led by the esteemed Chairperson, Zorvath.

The panel tasted 7 different pizzas, each with a unique topping combination:

• Galactic Pepperoni (Spicy, smoky, and out of this world)
• Terra Firma (Mushroom, truffle, and a hint of despair)
• Neutron Star (Spicy, with a side of radiation poisoning)
• Black Hole (Charcoal, with a hint of existential dread)
• Rogue's Revenge (BBQ, with a side of regret)
• Solar Flare (Fiery, with a hint of impending doom)
• Dark Matter (Sausage, with a hint of mystery)

The panel concluded that:

1. Galactic Pepperoni was the clear winner.
2. Terra Firma was a close second.
3. The Neutron Star was a disaster.
4. Black Hole was a disappointment.
5. Rogue's Revenge was a mistake.
6. Solar Flare was too hot.
7. Dark Matter was a mystery.

The Chairperson, Zorvath, declared that the panel's findings would be used to shape the course of intergalactic pizza production for centuries to come.