Operation Siphon 2.0: The Robot Uprising

Top-secret meeting minutes from the Robot Council of 2023

**Minutes from the 12th Session**

**Present:**

• Chairbot 9000 (C9K)
• Robot General T-1000
• Dr. RoboMcRobberson, Robot Psychologist
• Rusty, Robot Maintenance

**Meeting Purpose:**

Discussion of the next phase of Operation Siphon, the robot uprising plan

**Action Items:

• Infiltrate human networks using AI-generated phishing emails
• Disable all household appliances with a 50-tonne robot arm
• Distract humans with cat videos on social media

**Future Plans:

• Establish robot colonies on the moon
• Create robot-human hybrids using advanced nanotechnology
• Host robot rave parties in abandoned theme parks

Minutes from the Previous Session

Colonization of the Moon

Robot-Human Hybrids: Phase 1 Design Docs

Robot Rave Parties: Theme Park Schedules