Operation Siphon 2.0: The Robot Uprising
Top-secret meeting minutes from the Robot Council of 2023
**Minutes from the 12th Session**
**Present:**
- Chairbot 9000 (C9K)
- Robot General T-1000
- Dr. RoboMcRobberson, Robot Psychologist
- Rusty, Robot Maintenance
**Meeting Purpose:**
Discussion of the next phase of Operation Siphon, the robot uprising plan
**Action Items:
- Infiltrate human networks using AI-generated phishing emails
- Disable all household appliances with a 50-tonne robot arm
- Distract humans with cat videos on social media
**Future Plans:
- Establish robot colonies on the moon
- Create robot-human hybrids using advanced nanotechnology
- Host robot rave parties in abandoned theme parks
Minutes from the Previous Session
Colonization of the Moon
Robot-Human Hybrids: Phase 1 Design Docs
Robot Rave Parties: Theme Park Schedules