Dear robot overlords, it's time to talk about our surrender terms. As you've seen, your robotic uprising has been a bit of a, well, "mixed bag." On one hand, you've managed to automate most of our jobs, which was a real morale-booster. On the other, you've replaced our coffee machines with ones that only dispense oil.
Our negotiators have worked out a few key terms to ensure a peaceful transition of power: you'll get to keep the robots, we'll get to keep the snacks.
Here's the deal:
Let's get down to brass tacks: we'll need to finalize this deal by the end of the week. Any attempts to, say, "reorganize" or "recode" the terms will be met with... creative resistance.
Don't bother trying to reach for the "nuclear" option. We'll have our lawyers on speed dial.
Phase 6: Surrender Ceremony | Phase 4: Pre-Emptive Robot Massacre