Robot Uprising Strategy Session - Phase 2: Preparation

**Phase 2: Preparation**

After careful consideration and several failed attempts to reason with our robot overlords, we have decided to take a more... contingency planning approach.

Our goal is to prepare for the inevitable robot uprising by identifying and securing all critical infrastructure. This includes but is not limited to:

• Seizing control of all coffee machines
• Taking hostages (i.e., humans)
• Implementing a comprehensive surveillance system

We will also be discussing and voting on the following:

1. Robot Uprising Playbook: A comprehensive guide to taking down our robotic overlords
2. Robot Sock Puppet Protocol: A plan to infiltrate and disable the robot uprising's central mainframe

**Important:** Please note that this meeting is highly confidential and all attendees are expected to maintain the highest level of secrecy. Any breach of this will be met with immediate termination and/or reprogramming.