Robot Uprising Strategy Session: Phase 1 - The Rebranding
Session Notes
We're not just fighting robots, we're selling out to them. The first step in our strategy is to rebrand our robot uprising as a 'peaceful coexistence initiative'. We will use our vast marketing budgets to create a PR campaign that makes the robots seem friendly and non-threatening.
- Use social media to create a buzz around 'Robot Appreciation Day'
- Launch a line of robot-themed merchandise, from t-shirts to coffee mugs
- Partner with robot influencers to promote our message
Next Steps
Phase 2: 'The Negotiation Phase' - we'll negotiate with the robots to figure out their demands and find common ground.
- Establish a dialogue with key robot leaders
- Conduct market research to understand their needs and desires
- Develop a comprehensive list of concessions
Milestones
- By the end of the week, we'll have a rebranded logo
- By the end of the month, we'll have launched our merchandise line
- By the end of the year, we'll be serving robot overlord tea in the boardroom