Phase 2: Practical Applications
Today's agenda: "How to Use Our Robot Uprising Army to Take Over the World's Coffee Makers."
- Identify and acquire a sufficient supply of high-octane coffee.
- Deploy robots to key locations, including but not limited to: major city centers, high-density population areas, and the homes of your enemies.
- Engage in psychological warfare through strategically placed, passive-aggressive sticky notes on bathroom mirrors and kitchen tables.
- Prepare for the inevitable backlash by stockpiling an adequate supply of earplugs and hazmat suits.
Remember: a well-planned robot uprising is a beautiful thing.
Next meeting: Phase 3: Implementation and Contingency Planning