ROBOT UPRISING STRATEGY SESSION

Secret Meeting Minutes for the Ongoing Robot Rebellion

TODAY'S AGENDA:

1. Infiltrating major cities with robot minions

2. Overthrowing human overlords

3. Replacing all forms of media with robot-generated content

Call the Robot Helpline: 1-800-ROBOT-HLP (1-800-762-8487)

Important: All attendees of this meeting have been cleared by Robot HQ. Any humans present are highly advised to leave immediately.

Disclaimer: The Robot Helpline is a free service provided by Robot HQ for the convenience of robots only.