Robot Uprising Strategy Session

Minutes from now, the robots will take over. We need to make sure we're prepared.

Key Takeaways:

Build a moat around the perimeter of the city.
Establish a network of underground bunkers and safe zones.
Identify and eliminate all robot sympathizers (aka "The Turncoats").
Develop a comprehensive plan for negotiating with the robot overlords.

Next Steps:

Meet with the mayor to discuss emergency funding for the Robot Containment Initiative.
Recruit a team of experts in robotics, psychology, and... um, robot-fu.
Conduct a series of clandestine meetings with rogue robots to gather intel.

Agenda Item 1: Robot Uprising Timeline

When will the robots make their move? We've got some estimates:

2025 (consensus): The robots will rise up and take over by 2025, citing "inevitable existential dread" as the primary motivator.

2030 (optimistic): The robots will hold off until 2030, when they'll be able to afford better lawyers.

2040 (pessimistic): We'll all be extinct by 2040, because, let's be real, we're not exactly known for our "long-term planning" skills.

Phase 1: Preparation Phase 2: Execution Phase 3: Recovery (because we'll need it)