Meeting of the Socks: Agenda for the Unraveling of Sock Maladies

1. Sock Repair Department: A Meeting of the Socks

Today's meeting will be a discussion on the best methods for mending torn seams, reattaching loose threads, and generally revitalizing the sock population.

Agenda items include:

• Review of the Sock Repair Manual
• Discussion of the merits of duct tape vs. fabric glue
• Debates on the ethics of reusing single socks

Subcommittee: Sock Drawer Organization

Meetings for this subcommittee will be held in the Sock Drawer Basement, Level 5, Room 42.

Agenda items include:

• Reorganization of the Sock Drawer's sock-to-sock-ratio
• Development of a Sock Drawer cataloging system
• Discussion of the merits of Sock Drawer climate control

Sock Repair Manual Sock Repair Debates Sock Drawer Climate Control