Meeting of the Socks: Agenda for the Unraveling of Sock Maladies
1. Sock Repair Department: A Meeting of the Socks
Today's meeting will be a discussion on the best methods for mending torn seams, reattaching loose threads, and generally revitalizing the sock population.
Agenda items include:
- Review of the Sock Repair Manual
- Discussion of the merits of duct tape vs. fabric glue
- Debates on the ethics of reusing single socks
Subcommittee: Sock Drawer Organization
Meetings for this subcommittee will be held in the Sock Drawer Basement, Level 5, Room 42.
Agenda items include:
- Reorganization of the Sock Drawer's sock-to-sock-ratio
- Development of a Sock Drawer cataloging system
- Discussion of the merits of Sock Drawer climate control
Sock Repair Manual
Sock Repair Debates
Sock Drawer Climate Control