MEETINGS: THE UNANSWERING QUESTIONS OF THE AGED

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Welcome, esteemed members of the Meetings Council! Today we'll be discussing the pressing issue of Who is the Best Coffee Machine Technician? in the land of Middle-Management.

As you know, our beloved coffee machine, Bertram, has been on the fritz lately. The Why Does Bert Never Turn Off the Keurig? conundrum has been plaguing us for months.

We've had our fair share of Bert Memories but we're still no closer to finding the solution. It's time to bring in the experts!

Join us as we convene the Meetings Council to discuss the unsolved mysteries of the office coffee machine.

Meet the Attendees

Attendee Job Title
John Doe Director of Middle-Management
Bob Smith Coffee Machine Technician
Jane Doe HR Representative
John Jones IT Specialist
Jane Jones Coffee Connoisseur
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