Minutes of Meeting 3456: The Brown-Bag-Lunch Debacle

• Called to order at 10:00 AM. John from HR was 10 minutes late, citing "traffic."
• The meeting's purpose: to decide on the best type of sandwich for the company's new "Brown-Bag-Lunch" program. Suggestions included: turkey, ham, and "something with a lot of mayonnaise."
• After much debate, a consensus was reached: the company will serve "something with a lot of mayonnaise."
• Discussion turned to the logistics of the Brown-Bag-Lunch. Concerns raised included: "what if it's too messy?" and "what if someone's allergic to mayonnaise?"
• John from HR assured everyone that he'd "handle it."
• Meeting adjourned at 11:15 AM. Lunch will be served.

Minutes of the next meeting: The Great Mayonnaise Incident.