Welcome, team, to the most thrilling meeting of the year! Today's agenda includes:
- 9:00 AM - Arrival and existential crisis
- 9:15 AM - Free time to scroll through social media while pretending to be productive
- 10:00 AM - "What's for Lunch?" discussion
- 11:00 AM - The never-ending debate over who ate the last donut
- 12:00 PM - The "I'm so hungry I could cry" break
- 1:00 PM - The meeting of the minds (and minds are blown)
- 2:00 PM - The "I'm not sure what we're doing, but I'm sure we're doing it badly" discussion
And, of course, we'll have plenty of time for:
- Networking opportunities (i.e., complaining about our coworkers)
- Team-building activities (i.e., staring blankly into space)
- Free time for personal development (i.e., browsing cat videos)