Monday's Retreat: Project Status
Stand-up Meetings: A Never-Ending Saga
Last Week's Progress:
- Project Lead: Still alive.
- Team Member 1: Code still not working.
- Team Member 2: Accidentally deleted database (Again).
Today's Agenda:
- Blame Team Member 2 for everything.
- Decide who ate the last donut in the break room.
- Discuss the meaning of life.
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