Monday's Retreat: Project Status

Stand-up Meetings: A Never-Ending Saga

Last Week's Progress:

• Project Lead: Still alive.
• Team Member 1: Code still not working.
• Team Member 2: Accidentally deleted database (Again).

Today's Agenda:

• Blame Team Member 2 for everything.
• Decide who ate the last donut in the break room.
• Discuss the meaning of life.

Important Links:

• Who Ate the Last Donut?
• The Meaning of Life

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