Monday's Mandatory Team-Building Retreat

Welcome, team! Today's agenda is packed, but don't worry, we've got snacks.

Activity 1: The Human Knot

Stand up, stand in a circle, and tie your shoelaces together with your neighbor's. Don't ask questions.

Next activity: The Trust Fall.

The Trust Fall

Closer to your neighbor, closer to the floor, and closer to the break room for a snack. Trust is a two-way street.

Free Time

We're almost done with the agenda, but not before we give you 30 minutes to contemplate the meaninglessness of it all. Go ahead, take a walk, or stare at the wall.