We're having our weekly stand-up meeting on Tuesday. But, you know, it's not like we're actually going to get any work done. We'll just spend most of the time second-guessing our decisions and questioning each other's life choices.
Here's the agenda:
- 10:00 AM - Arrival and awkward small talk
- 10:15 AM - Second-guessing the meeting's purpose
- 10:30 AM - Questioning the coffee machine's reliability
- 11:00 AM - Debate over whose turn it is to bring donuts
- 11:30 AM - Second-guessing the meeting's location
- 12:00 PM - Lunch break, during which we'll second-guess the menu
- 1:00 PM - Second-guessing each other's outfits
Don't forget to bring your A-game, your B-game, and your C-game (just in case). And, uh, maybe a few granola bars. We don't want to second-guess the snacks.