Did you hear about Dave from Marketing who ate 17 donuts in one sitting on Monday? We're not saying he's got a donut addiction, but...
Today: 2 PM - John from Accounting is having a 'Meeting About Meetings' - don't worry, it's not as meta as it sounds
Tomorrow: 10 AM - The 'Cereal Breakdown Meeting' - where we discuss the finer points of cereal vs oatmeal
See all upcoming department meetingsWitnessed by multiple sources, Dave consumed 17 donuts in one sitting, leaving a trail of powdered sugar and regret in his wake
We can only assume it's a cry for help
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