Welcome to Weekly Stand-Up Meetings: Tuesday's Special Edition

Office Gossip of the Week:

Did you hear about Dave from Marketing who ate 17 donuts in one sitting on Monday? We're not saying he's got a donut addiction, but...

Upcoming Meetings:

Today: 2 PM - John from Accounting is having a 'Meeting About Meetings' - don't worry, it's not as meta as it sounds

Tomorrow: 10 AM - The 'Cereal Breakdown Meeting' - where we discuss the finer points of cereal vs oatmeal

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Dave from Marketing: Donut King

Witnessed by multiple sources, Dave consumed 17 donuts in one sitting, leaving a trail of powdered sugar and regret in his wake

We can only assume it's a cry for help

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