THE ABSURD MEETING

Today's Agenda: "How to Eat a Whole Pizza by Yourself in 5 Minutes"

• Methodical Meeting - A meeting where we actually accomplish something
• Impromptu Meeting - A meeting where we pretend to be spontaneous

Agenda Items:

• 1. The art of folding a slice in half
• 2. The physics of sauce splatter
• 3. The psychology of "just one more bite"

Next Meeting: "The Art of Procrastination Techniques" - 3 days from now