Standard Meeting: The Most Underwhelming Experience in the Multiverse

Agenda: A Series of Uninspiring Topics

Action Items:

  1. Discuss the meaning of life, but only for 10 minutes.
  2. Decide on which font to use for the company's logo, again.
  3. Debunk the myth that Fridays are actually the worst.
  4. Make more PowerPoint presentations, but only if they're 90% sure they're going to be used.
Adjourning the Meeting: The Final Countdown Minute-by-Minute Breakdown: The Agony and the Ecstasy