Standard Meeting Minutes - Break Room Reviews

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Break Room Reviews - A Place of Unrelenting Boredom

In the spirit of innovation and progress, we've compiled a comprehensive list of break room reviews, because who needs work-life balance when you can just stare at the clock for hours?

Break Room Amenities

• One vending machine that never works
• Free Wi-Fi that somehow always seems slower when you need it most
• A selection of stale coffee that will haunt your dreams

Break Room Ambiance

• Fluorescent lighting that will give you a perpetual case of Seasonal Affective Disorder
• A perpetual sense of desperation that someone, anyone, will just get the job done
• Occasional visits from the IT guy who just wants to "check on things"

Break Room Activities

• Play the office version of "spot the dust bunny under the break room table"
• Engage in heated discussions with coworkers about whose turn it is to do the dishes
• Practice your "I'm not here, I'm just browsing" face in the mirror

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