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Announcements Schedules MinutesBreaking news from the world of biscuits: a certain someone has eaten the last biscuit in the break room.
Details are scarce, but eyewitnesses report that the perpetrator was last seen fleeing the scene with a telltale crumb on their shirt.
We will continue to provide updates as more information becomes available.
Read the official press release# Biscuit Heist Press Release # ## Statement from Biscuit Overlords The Biscuit Overlords wish to announce that a heinous crime has been committed against the sacred institution of biscuits. A certain individual has stolen the last biscuit from the break room, leaving a trail of crumbs and despair in their wake. We urge all members of the community to remain calm and report any further incidents to the Biscuit Police Department. ### Contact Information For more information, please contact our Biscuit Press Secretary at biscuitpresssecretary@biscuitoverlords.com ### End of Statement