Standup Meeting: 11:15 AM
Today's Theme: "I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just on Code Red Time"
Agenda:
- Justify 10 minutes of procrastination as actual work
- Debunk myths about being productive
- Break for coffee, because, reasons
Attendees:
John Doe,
Jane Doe,
Bob
Action Items:
- John: Implement feature, but not really
- Jane: Research "productivity techniques"
- Bob: Pretend to listen, actually just play video games