STALLED: 11:15 AM MEETING

MEETING: STALLED

Progress: 0% (we're still on the first slide)

Expected duration: 1 hour 30 minutes (HA!)

Actual duration: STALLED INFINITY

Why is this happening?

It's because:

  1. One person's laptop is on the fritz
  2. Another person's Wi-Fi is slow (again)
  3. We forgot the meeting was today
  4. We're all secretly checking our phones

Will it get unstalled?

Only time (and a miracle) will tell!

Disclaimer

This meeting has been stalling since 11:15 AM. If you're reading this, you're probably still stuck in this purgatory. Please don't try to escape.