MEETING OF THE MEANINGFUL

Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the most productive hour of the day: the 12:00pm Standup Meeting of Doom.

Today's agenda:

• Discuss the existential crisis of the project's deadline
• Review the latest spreadsheet updates (yawn)
• Decipher the cryptic messages from management (good luck)

Important Links:

• Minutes from last week's meeting (if we can find them)
• Minutes from 2022 (a year that's been erased from memory)
• Minutes from 2023 (a year we're still trying to make sense of)