Attendees
- John Doe
- Jane Doe
- Bob Smith
- Attendee 3 (aka "The Guy Who Always Eats Cereal in the Meeting Room")
Today's Goal: Get through the meeting without anyone falling asleep.
Key Performance Indicators:
- Number of minutes spent discussing the weather: 0
- Number of minutes spent on actual work: 0
- Number of times someone said "synergy": 3