The 2:00pm Standup Meeting: The Most Important Meeting of the Century
Welcome, team, to the meeting that will change the course of human history.
Agenda:
- Discuss the meaning of life for 30 minutes.
- Talk about the weather for 15 minutes.
- Eat a sandwich.
Action Items:
- Implement the new "Nap Schedule" to increase productivity.
- Replace all fluorescent lights with black lights to improve mood.
- Order 100 more sandwiches for the meeting.
Decisions
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