Welcome to the most prestigious gathering of software developers, where we celebrate the most exhilarating, the most electrifying, the most utterly confusing, and the most completely baffling standup meetings of the year!
Best Use of White Noise: The team who managed to say nothing of substance while still somehow accomplishing something.
Most Creative Use of Jargon: The team who invented new words to describe the same old concepts.
Best Use of Buzzwords: The team who successfully used 'synergy', 'low-hanging fruit', and 'disrupt' without getting caught.
Most Likely to Get Lost in a Meeting: The team who can turn a 15-minute meeting into a 3-hour ordeal.