Standup Time: 5:00 PM

Today's Agenda:

1. Review the code, make sure it's not a mess
2. Plan the next 5 projects, and pretend they're all going to be on time
3. Take a 15-minute break to eat a sandwich, and contemplate the meaning of life
4. Write a strongly worded email to the marketing team about the importance of meeting deadlines

Key Performance Indicators (KPIs):

• Number of lines of code written: 0 (but we're counting on it)
• Caffeine consumption: 2 cups of strong coffee, 1 energy drink
• Number of sarcastic remarks made: 5 (and counting)

Action Plan | Minutes from the Meeting