You ate the last of the cereal
This meeting is being held because someone ate the last of the cereal, and we need to get to the bottom of this heinous crime.
Agenda: Who Eats the Most Cereal? What is the Cereal Policy?
The team is in shambles. The pantry is empty. The cereal boxes are crying tears of despair.
We will reconvene in a few days to discuss the procurement of new cereal. Donuts will be served.