The Widget 3: Bugzilla Bugzilla Bugzilla Bugzilla

Welcome, brave developers! Today, we tackle the infamous Widget 3, the buggiest of them all. Bugzilla, the bug tracking system of our dreams, has been overrun with bugs. Bugs upon bugs upon bugs. It's a bugocalypse.

Here's the plan for next week:

• Monday: Fix the Bugzilla Bugzilla Bugzilla Bugzilla bug that causes it to display a spinning wheel of doom.
• Tuesday: Implement a new bug reporting feature that will make it harder for users to report bugs (just kidding, it's for our own sanity).
• Wednesday: Bugzilla, our beloved bug tracking system, will be replaced with Bugzilla 2.0, the bug-tracking system of the future (or so we hope).
• Thursday: The Bugzilla 2.0 team will be stuck in an infinite loop of bug fixes, trying to fix the bug that causes Bugzilla 2.0 to display a "not my bug" sign.
• Friday: Bugzilla 2.0 will be back, but only after a series of dramatic rewrites and a team of highly trained bug-squashing ninjas.

And that's the plan. Wish us luck, or bug-fighting skills. Or both.