Important Announcements
Don't forget to eat your lunch! It's not just a suggestion, it's the law.
Also, remember that Fridays are now officially "Wear Your Favorite Socks to Work Days".
And, just a heads up, the coffee machine has been fixed, but only temporarily.
Upcoming Events
Today: The Annual "Who Can Eat the Most Cereal" competition in the break room. Learn More
Sunday: The company picnic, where we all pretend to have fun in a crowded field while secretly plotting our next move.
Also, don't forget to RSVP for the "Who Can Wear the Most Socks" contest. Sign Up Now
Random Notes
Please do not feed the intern. They're not actually a cat.
The stapler is now officially a decorative item. Please do not staple anything to it.